Here, the phone call is chosen as the preferred form of communication – he enjoys talking to heads of state all over the world, always in direct contact. Of course, he also cultivates his friendships with ladies all over the world – for clarity’s sake, it should be noted that the telephone calls are fictional and do not reflect real events.
Today, I am here to announce that I will be banning the production of all Teslas in the United States of America, effective immediately, as everyone knows. Elon stabbed me in the back a couple days ago and went crazy on his platform X, lying about my involvement in the Epstein files, so I can’t have that snake Elon making money in this country while I’m the president. Nobody likes Teslas anyways, unless you’re a nerd.
They catch fire and break down easily, so it’s definitely not the best electric car out there. And yes, I bought a Tesla a few months ago to show my support for Elon, but I have never driven it. That was just so he can back me in the election and it worked.
Now I’m going to list that shitty Tesla for sale if anyone wants it. I’ll let it go for $69. That’s the real value of these junk cars. And more importantly, that snake will now go bankrupt. He will come back begging to me in a few days again.
– for clarity’s sake, it should be noted that the telephone calls are fictional and do not reflect real events. –