Donald Trump:
Ah, Yoana, great to reach you! I have so much to do—and this Putin is a tough nut to crack. I’ve already got Zelensky, and soon India and Pakistan will be mine. Just wanted to let you know.
I’m also working on Greenland and Canada—they simply belong to America. Don’t you want a country of your own?
I’ve stationed troops at the Panama Canal. Yes, Governor of Panama—that would be a great job for you!
It’s about to get loud, my helicopter is coming. By the way, have you found my red tie yet? Never mind, I have to go now. I’m flying to Mar-a-Lago—you should come visit me like a good girl!
Of course, this is not the only call – Donald and Yo talk on the phone again and again …
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