🎸🇺🇸 Steak, Vodka & Diplomacy

A satirical country song about two world leaders playing cowboy politics

Verse 1

I flew up north to meet the man,
In boots and shades, with a global plan.
He rode in on a polar bear,
I brought my tweets and my golden hair.

He said, “Let’s talk, but not too deep,”
I’ve got secrets I’d rather keep.”
We skipped the wars and human rights,
And toasted deals under northern lights.

Chorus

🎵 Steak, vodka & diplomacy,
A cowboy’s guide to strategy.
Two leaders on a reckless ride,
With egos big and truths denied.
Steak, vodka & diplomacy—
That’s how we shape world history. 🎵

Verse 2

We talked about the climate shift,
He shrugged and gave his glass a lift.
“I hunt in snow, you golf in sun,
Let’s call it even, say we’ve won.”

We laughed about election hacks,
And traded jokes behind our backs.
No treaties signed, no peace declared,
Just cowboy talk and vacant stares.

Chorus

🎵 Steak, vodka & diplomacy,
A cowboy’s guide to strategy.
Two leaders on a reckless ride,
With egos big and truths denied.
Steak, vodka & diplomacy—
That’s how we shape world history. 🎵

Bridge

And if the world goes up in flames,
We’ll blame it on some other names.
But deep inside, we’ll tip our hats,
To backroom deals and global spats.

Final Chorus

🎵 Steak, vodka & diplomacy,
A toast to bold hypocrisy.
We ride the storm, we dodge the facts,
In tailored suits and cowboy acts.
Steak, vodka & diplomacy—
The anthem of absurdity. 🎵